OUR VIEW: Bike patrol
AT?ISSUE:? Top Ten things you might find police officers on bicycles doing on the job
10. Riding on sidewalks when they are not supposed to.
9. Putting baseball cards in the spokes.
8. Being a traffic hazard late at night.
7. Reporting their stolen bike after going to check something inside a building.
6. Trying to build a two-seater bicycle for two police officers.
5. Calling for backup when too many people are jaywalking.
4. Extending the riding season in the winter, and having the k-9 unit pull them around campus.
3. Putting the k-9 unit in a basket on the bike.
2. Enjoying going on a foot pursuit, although he won't be the one running.
1. Doing tricks with skateboarders, instead of ticketing them.
9. Putting baseball cards in the spokes.
8. Being a traffic hazard late at night.
7. Reporting their stolen bike after going to check something inside a building.
6. Trying to build a two-seater bicycle for two police officers.
5. Calling for backup when too many people are jaywalking.
4. Extending the riding season in the winter, and having the k-9 unit pull them around campus.
3. Putting the k-9 unit in a basket on the bike.
2. Enjoying going on a foot pursuit, although he won't be the one running.
1. Doing tricks with skateboarders, instead of ticketing them.
2008 Woodie Awards

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LS
posted 7/05/08 @ 11:10 PM EST
Wow...I hope you never need one of the Ball State officers to help you in the future. I know it's summer and things are slow, but is there really nothing better to write about? Get a life loser. (Continued…)
BSU
posted 7/06/08 @ 1:58 AM EST
Yeah what the hell is this? I can't tell if it's a poor excuse for a Letterman top 10 or a shot at the police who keep our campus safe. Summer is boring, but please do get a life. (Continued…)
one nation
posted 7/09/08 @ 11:53 AM EST
Agreed. What's up DN? Some of these comments seem to be headed towards being a joke, others just seem like you're pissed. I like seeing officers on bikes. (Continued…)
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